That Pepsi Can

It's all about this pepsi can, you see? it wasn't mine at first. i turned out to be mine in the end, along with a pretty sweet deal. I found a bag behind a liqour store, trying to take a piss. turns out, there was nothing in it but a pepsi can and an address to some house up the hill. I've always fancied myself a sleuth like scooby doo, but never like this. Some kind of spooky house up ahead. this doesn't even feel like reality. I knock on the door and a jew answers saying "you have to pay to touch that door." So i shot him. Happy Halloween, fuckers.